This Smells Better Than The Shit I Put You Through Candle

Funny/Humorous Gift

Scented candles with rude/offensive quotes

Hexagon glass jars

Handmade by myself using Soy wax - all natural

Size Specification

Small:
Common Fill Capacity: 8 oz
Brimful Capacity: 195 ml
Diameter: 70.5 mm
Height: 89.4 mm

Medium:
Common Fill Capacity: 12oz
Brimful Capacity: 283ml
Diameter: 79.5mm
Height: 97.8mm

Large:
Common Fill Capacity: 25oz
Brimful Capacity: 710ml
Diameter: 110mm
Height: 120mm

Lots of fragrances to choose from, descriptions below. Colour of candle follows description.

Baby Powder: A powdery and delicately soft floral fragrance with notes of fresh pink rose, warmer lily and a suggestion of smooth, soothing vanilla. (White Wax)

Bubblegum: A sweet edible smelling bubblegum fragrance with hints of delicate orange, ripe raspberry and light floral notes (Blue Wax)

Cafe Latte: A rich, dark, smooth coffee aroma with some notes of vanilla (Cream Wax)

Cinnamon Apple: The warm aroma of hot, freshly stewed apples encased in a golden pastry (Green Wax)

Cinnamon: A Sophisticated seasonal fragrance opening with fruity hints of apple, grapefruit, lavender and holly leaves supported by a spicy heart of white ginger and cinnamon bark. Further hints of lemongrass, jasmine, geranium and rose reach into a warm base of amber, tonka bean, vanilla, cedar, winter moss, musk and a hint of raspberry (Cream Wax)

Cherry: A Full on Cherry Blast, superb fragrance rich and fruity (Purple Wax)

Chocolate: A rich, sweet chocolate fragrance with sweet notes of vanilla and fudge (Brown Wax)

Christmas Spice: A rich, warm festive spicy accord combining notes of cinnamon and clove with ripe plum and freshly crushed vanilla pods (Red Wax)

Citronella: Citronella has a well rounded lemon citrus scent, though it is much softer than actual Lemon. It also has subtle wood tones (Yellow Wax) Essential Oil

Coconut: A comforting, powdery fragrance composed of sweet coconut and tonka beans (White Wax)

Fresh Bread: A sweet, edible smelling bread fragrance (White Wax)

Fresh Linen: A fresh clean floral accord with sparkling citrus notes leading to a floral, herbal heart resting on a base of musks and woods (White Wax)

Gingerbread: Fresh baked gingerbread cookies (Cream Wax)

Jellybeans: A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of jelly beans (Purple Wax)

Jingle Bell Berries: A Joyful fruity accord where sparkling citrus hints of orange and grapefruit are given depth through a merry berry blend of dark cassis, redcurrant, raspberry, strawberry, apple, rich plum and a warming hint of spice. The base of musk, sandalwood and a dusting of sugar brings this fragrance to a close (White Wax)

Lavender: A powdery, Oriental fragrance with fruity top note, supported by a rich floral, woody body of rose, muguet, lily, lavender and jasmine. Leading to a lingering base of powdery vanilla, precious woods and amber (Purple Wax)

Lemongrass: 100% Pure lemongrass essential oil possesses a mild, sweet fragrance, as well as a host of health benefits and uses. This oil is commonly used as an analgesic to reduce pain and inflammation (Yellow Wax)

Lemon Eucalyptus: 100% Pure Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Fresh, medicinal, heavy lemon aroma. Eucalyptus lemon is mostly seen in the fragrance industry. More recently it has become a popular addition to natural bug repellants. (Yellow Wax)

Liquorice: A rich dark edible smelling accord of smooth and sweet liquorice with supporting notes of soft blackcurrant, raspberry and aniseed (White Wax)

Marshmallow: A marshmallow fragrance with notes of rose, vanilla and raspberry with a sweet powdery dry down (White Wax)

Mango: Juicy Ripened Mango, Tropical, fruity affair (Yellow Wax)

Meditation: A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower (White Wax)

Neroli: A complex, citrus fragrance oil with pleasantly summery floral and orange notes, neroli is widely praised for its calming effect, and is therefore a popular ingredient in aromatherapy for treating depression (Yellow Wax)

Orange: Cold pressed fro
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